If you're peckish or in need of refreshment (not after a Little Ship Club dinner of course), look out for the latest twist on the ice cream van. The rumour was that their tune was We are Sailing, but it sounds more like the hornpipe.....

 The idea of a stand up comic from Brighton, Dave Mountfield, it's called HMS Flake 99, so must be the only addition to our naval strength in recent years. Plans for the craft, which can achieve 5 knots, are said to include a channel crossing.

Don't see many lifejackets being worn in this video - perhaps boxes of unused cones double as life rafts or flotation aids.